- HAPPY 66th BIRTHDAY, CHER!!! -
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Anonymous asked: gpoy with newly shaved face ploxxxxx
it is virtually indistinguishable from my unshaven face

i just shaved my face with a razor designed to cut the hair from the legs of women bc fuck you gender boundaries
“I’ve lost weight” I announced.
Everyone congratulated me.
But Weight was the name of my son.
Anonymous asked: why is that amstell thing a gpoy
it’s quite self-explanatory isn’t it?
British men are so perf-
I WISH I WAS FROM ENGLAND IT’S SO-
I bet it’s so much nicer in Britain than Amer-
I BLOODY LOVE TEA AND THE QUEEN lol the british are so cu-
i want to find a cute british guy like benedi-