attractiveblogger: i just want to be friends with everybody without talking to anybody
sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena
vocaroo: ONLY 365 DAYS UNTIL EUROVISION
ohdear-prongs: I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS PLEASE FOR A SECOND THERE OMG
studjolras: i dont understand the hype here i mean denmark was good but c’mon it was no elevated singing dracula with half naked men dancing slightly erotically
ifearnofish: the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
sexualfavours: we’re in this together
hoflords: Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
highschooljewsical: graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
youknowyourebritishwhen: Is Ireland really full of well oiled males or is the television lying to me?
youknowyourebritishwhen: Alcohol is free? This seems to be a promising song
kahterinepierce: but if greece wins who pays for eurovision next year?????
nicicia: alcohol is free sung by einstein
lzbth: shut up america eurovision is all we have
cleverwittystatement: I KNOW WHO ROMANIA REALLY IS
machidielontheway: And the “that escalated quickly” award goes to Romania
doclecter: that’s it. the rest of europe can go home. nothing can anything top this
instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine
jeanvaljeanralphio: The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
Anonymous asked: tomorrow, we will be re-united
burgrs: how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
Anonymous asked: You're still handsome tho :)
drunktrophywife: do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay
everythingsungodly: aidun: everythingsungodly replied to your post: i want to order some food but i dont have any… Give him Sex. not everything can be solved with sex! False. i think there is only one way to solve this disagreement. *slowly unbuttons shirt*
everythingsungodly replied to your post: i want to order some food but i dont have any… Give him Sex. not everything can be solved with sex!
thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes